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Small dicked losers are oblivious to their shortcomings

Princess Heather — Fri, 29 May 2009 07:01:25 +0000

For example, I once had this guy that I had been friendly with in my personal life (I didn’t meet him in my job and he didn’t know what I do for a living) who I started talking to just as friends. Well apparently I just have some sort of dynamic personality that begs for men to send me pictures of their dicks, because about the third day of talking to him, I get an uninvited text picture on my cell phone of his naked dick, in his hand, being stroked. Now, I had to stop myself from laughing my ass off when I saw it, because he had put on the message that this was a picture of his nice cock. I was like, where?!?? :giggle: And over the next few days, I continued to be questioned by him indirectly and he wanted me to praise his cock. Well I use the word ‘cock’ lightly here, because it was embarrassingly small! I almost hated to tell him that he was not big enough and that I would never fuck him. I said ‘almost’ hated it… :giggle:

So back to my slut lucy… well her little clit is so fucking pathetic that it’s in the category of the smallest I have ever seen. Hers is not THE smallest, but it is definitely in the running. She sent your phone sex Mistress a photo of it once during a phone sex session, and she was holding it next to her micro cell phone. Guess what, the cell phone was BIGGER than her little clit! :giggle:

But at least with slut lucy, she realizes that her little clit could never please a woman, and sure as hell doesn’t brag about it! :giggle:

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Small dicked losers range from sad to hilariously pathetic

Princess Heather — Wed, 27 May 2009 06:56:23 +0000

I get a lot of losers with small pathetic pricks who like to call me for small dick humiliation. And let me tell you, when it comes to small dicks, I have seen much more than my fair share… in fact, more than any woman should have to endure! :giggle: Good thing for them that they are paying me to look at their little pricks, otherwise it wouldn’t be worth my time!

Actually, I have to admit that every once in a while I get a guy in my personal life who decides to show off his package to me, thinking that it will somehow turn me on and I will want to fuck him. Well, let me tell you guys, that shit doesn’t work with us femdom Mistresses. In fact, it really doesn’t work with women at all. I know that you men are turned on and get horny if a woman were to send you a text message on your phone with a picture of her tits, but we women just aren’t made like that. And the funniest is when a guy sends me a text picture (one that I didn’t ask for, by the way!) of his dick and tells me what a great cock he has… and then when I open the pic on my cell phone, it’s a fucking pathetic little nub!! I mean, what is wrong with you guys?!? There are some seriously deranged men out there who have no idea what a real cock looks like! :giggle:

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More love letters from the loser box

Princess Heather — Sat, 23 May 2009 06:42:55 +0000

Yes, once again I have more love letters from pathetic losers who know that they would never be able to get any of my time unless they were paying me for it, or unless I was having a day where I felt particularly ambivilent… which I promise you does not happen very often! :giggle: I know these losers are so pathetic that they can’t help themselves, but when they send me emails like this and don’t follow it up with an actual phone sex session, it only furthers their descent into loser hell! :giggle:

So today I got this email from some loser named ‘mark’. I am assuming I haven’t done a call with him because he didn’t mention it, and it sounds like this is his first email to me. I admit that I don’t keep up with which losers I have talked to and which I have ignored… it’s all the same to me! :giggle: He must have seen my photo either on the web sites or on my blog perhaps, because this seems to be what he is focused on… my sweet ass. :giggle: This is the email I got:

i love your ass. i’d like to stick my cock up it at a hotel
but if i asked you did it hurt you would laugh and say
you didn t feel my teeny tiny little softy inside you

Well he is probably right, I probably would say that to him! :giggle: But one thing he did get wrong… if it is that small, he should never have, and I never would, refer to it as a ‘cock’!!! That is a special term your Mistress reserves for men with a REAL dick! :giggle:

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Phone humiliation is fun for your femdom Mistress

Princess Heather — Thu, 21 May 2009 06:35:00 +0000

I know that some people wonder why I like phone sex humiliation so much… after all, my mother didn’t exactly raise me to be mean and cruel to people… but for some reason, I feel that if losers get so much enjoyment out of it, it would almost be mean and cruel for me to deny them of that humiliation, wouldn’t you agree? :giggle: Or maybe that’s just my way of justifying it in my own mind… not that it really matters, because I’m the mother fucking Princess and I do what I want, to whom I want, saying whatever I want, and don’t give a fuck if anyone likes it or not! :giggle:

Of course, this is precisely why so many of you humiliation sluts call your femdom Mistress for a phone humiliation session, you love the way I don’t hold back and tell it to you like it really is. Don’t expect me to oooh and aaah over your dick if it’s a measley three fucking inches… I’m going to laugh my ass off at your pathetic prick! And if you can’t stroke more than three times without telling me you want to cum, I’m going to humiliate and ridicule you then as well for having no cock control or endurance. One minute wankers are totally pathetic and don’t deserve to get to cum, so don’t cry to me when I deny your pathetic ass! :giggle:

Aaaah, so many losers to tease and humiliate… so little time for your femdom Mistress to do it in! :giggle:

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It’s pretty sad when your phone sex Princess doesn’t even want to get you off!

Princess Heather — Mon, 11 May 2009 03:59:30 +0000

Yep they come around a dime a dozen… all sorts of pathetic small dicked losers, fat Pillsbury dough boy types, men in their forties who still live at home with their mamas… I get them all. And they all seem to love your phone sex Princess! And trust me, I have had some serious losers call me for phone sex sessions because they are too pathetic to keep a woman in person, either because of the (lack of) size of their dick, or the lack of size of their bank account, whatever the case may be.

And usually, your femdom Princess feels sorry for them and will usually let them get their rocks off on a phone sex call… meaning I let them have their fun and then give them permission to release the tension in their little dicks. But I had a loser who called me tonight that was such a fucking pathetic excuse for a man that I didn’t even want to let him cum at the end of the call! First, he acted like he was doing me some sort of favor by calling me… as if I had nothing better to do than to listen to him whine about how small his little dicklette was! What does he think that was doing for ME? :giggle: Absolutely fucking NOTHING! Then he called me all sorts of cutesy names… that mean absolutely NOTHING to me again… and he didn’t have the authority to call me those anyway!

So guess what he got…. DENIED! :giggle: Yep, another one bites the dust… it’s kind of amusing to me when these small dicked losers get too big for their britches… or at least, wish they were! :giggle:

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Tiny dicked losers may be missing something from their past!

Princess Heather — Sun, 10 May 2009 03:34:31 +0000

As most of my phone sex pets and blog readers know, your femdom Princess can be quite the KinkMistress, with a very dirty, naughty and deviant mind. But, sometimes my friends show me that there is a reason I hang out with them… because they are just as deviant and twisted as I am! :giggle:

So I was talking on the phone today with one of my favorite fuck buddies, and we got on the topic of small dicks… which of course he doesn’t have a small dick by any stretch of the imagination!! And in the midst of our conversation, somehow the topic of circumcision came up… and I started to wonder, hmm… do mothers of baby boys save the skin from the circumcision? I mean, you know, like some moms will save their baby’s hair from the first haircut, or even their first tooth that they lose, etc. Maybe somewhere, the mother of one of these small dicked losers will have saved his foreskin, and maybe… just maybe modern science can use that to make some sort of synthetic skin graft or something in order to enlarge these pathetic little dicks these boys have to go through life with.

Then again, I suppose even that might be asking for too big of a miracle for modern science… I mean, have you seen some of the pathetic dicklettes these boys (NOT MEN!) tote around between their legs? Hysterically sad!! Nothing there for a girl to work with, much less for them to please anyone with. Oh well… I suppose all of us have our lot in life… and that just seems to be what they are stuck with! :giggle:

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Pathetic loser jerks off in the hotel for your femdom Mistress

Princess Heather — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 03:35:46 +0000

Have I told you all about my pathetic loser slut neil? I know that I have talked about him on at least one of my blogs, even if it wasn’t this one :giggle: If you haven’t heard of him, check out my other blogs, you can find the list of them on my main blog at www.TeaseChat.com !

Anyway, neil is a pathetic loser who just quit his job about a month or so ago and now is getting ready to go on some travel trips starting in May. He is such a loser, he’s going to be living with his parents until then! He has a tiny little dick and a big Pillsbury dough boy belly… yeah, he’s a fat fuck! :giggle: And he loves for me to tease and humiliate him for being such a damn loser.

So he took a little trip to do some gambling, and called me from his hotel. He admitted that he had a web cam, so I made him turn it on so that I could see my pathetic fat boy jerk off his little dick in front of the window on the 44th floor. I don’t know really if it was more the fact that he was jerking off, totally naked, in front of a public window that got him so excited, or if it was the fact that I was watching his every move on the web cam… but it wasn’t long before he was begging me to let him cum. And I did… I made him spooge for me into his hand and then watched as he hung his head in humiliation and showed me a handful of cum.

It just doesn’t get any better than that! Your phone sex Mistress loves to tease her humiliation sluts!

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Watching hot dick take your woman is a turn on for voyerism men

Princess Heather — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 19:31:04 +0000

I had a great phone sex call tonight from a horny tiny dicked husband who wanted nothing more than to watch his slut wife get a nice fat black cock in her little pink pussy. He had such a pathetically small dick and knew that he could never satisfy his horny wife. They had been married for quite a few years, and he had never once been able to satisfy her with his tator tot dick, ever. He wanted to get his shop foreman, who happened to be a tall, muscular black man, to fuck his wife for him, because he knew he had a huge cock. You see, he had been in the bathroom once or twice when the shop foreman was in there, and he had seen the size of it when it was limp… he could just imagine how huge it would be if it were rock hard, ready to slide into his wife’s wet pussy!

So, he told his shop foreman the next day that he wanted to invite him over for dinner that night. When he got home, he told his wife that he knew she wasn’t satisfied with his inadequate cock, and that he was asking someone over that night to give her what she had been craving for so long. Of course, she was thrilled at the idea, and once his shop foreman got there, she didn’t waste any time at all getting naked and having him take her into the bedroom. He sat in the chair next to the bed, rubbing his little nub and watching his wife have multiple orgasms while being fucked by that big black cock. His wife was ecstatic, and now will be getting fucked on a regular basis, just like she should!

I’ll bet you would like a hot phone sex call like this too!

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Watching pathetic tiny dicked losers rub on off for me on webcam

Princess Heather — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:48:00 +0000

Yesterday I had a pathetic little loser dick call me for a small penis humiliation phone sex call, and he wanted to show me his little nub on web cam. Ok, I admit, I wanted to see it myself, because he claimed it was actually less than 2″ when completely hard… and I just had to see that to believe it myself! Yes that’s right, this 30-something man had a dick that didn’t even reach 2″ when he had a hard-on. Talk about pitiful!

So, he called me up and turned on his web cam, and guess what, yes, it was just as he said! The tiny pathetic nibblet was only about an inch and three quarters.. how sad is that for a full grown man?! And the funny part about it was that he kept wanting me to let him fuck me… as if he could even get it in my tight little pussy? I’m afraid not! I laughed at him for even having such a silly thought. Then, as if in desperation, he begged me to please just side myself down on him and rub my clit with his little nub. Why he even thought that I would do that for him is beyond me… as if that would bring me any pleasure? I don’t think so! ::giggle:: He continued to beg me for at least half an hour, and finally I gave in enough to rub my pretty bare foot across his little pin dick, squeezing that tiny head between my toes until he squirted. Of course, when he was done, I did make him lick my toes clean… you don’t think your femdom Princess wants nibblet-dick juice on her toes, do you? ::giggle:: Of course not!

Do you have a little tiny dick you want to show off too? Well, give me a call, let’s see if you can be the tiniest dick I’ve ever seen on cam… believe me, yours will have to be tiny to beat the one I had yesterday!

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Giggling femdoms humiliate horny stroker slut, part 9

Princess Heather — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 10:55:00 +0000

I stuffed my foot further into brian’s mouth as my girlfriends played with his tiny little dicklette, getting his precum juice all over their toes too. By this point, poor brian was bucking his hips up and down, thrusting like a madman against my femdom friends feet. He had a wide-eyed desperate look on his face, as though he was going to explode at any moment. I looked down at him and told him that he had better not cum without permission, or it was not going to be pretty. I let him know under no uncertain terms that I had taken karate and knew how to use it, and that a swift kick to his groin with my bare foot would not feel anywhere near as good as those toes stroking his dick did.

He assured me that he was not going to do it without my permission, and he began to beg me to allow him release. I asked the girls, do you think that we should let this poor stroker boy cum? They all giggled, and they must have been in a good mood, because the majority of the votes said yes, to let him cum! :giggle: I looked down at him and told him that he had permission to cum on my toes, but he would be required to lick off every last drop from my feet if he did so.

It wasn’t two seconds later, he exploded all over my foot, practically yelling out as he did so. True to my word, I slid my foot up to his mouth and he licked off all of his cum. The girls laughed and taunted him as he licked it off, and then one by one filed out of his room. We left him there, spent little dick and cum still on his chin, laying on the bedroom floor, with a dazed, but satisfied look on his face.

If you would like a phone sex fantasy session like this, give your femdom Mistress a call and let me play with you!

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